ANIMAL REFERENCES. Hey man, look at that chick. Im as sly as fox. Slick as an eel. A regular snake in the grass. I move slow as a turtle though. But you sound like a monkey. Im as blind as bat. We get to my place and as snug as 2 bugs in rug. Only to hump like rabbits, go figure, the man is a quick as bunny. Goes to the kitchen, finds the liquor and gets drunk as a skunk only to end in the street as naked as a jay bird. I gotta piss like a race horse. She screams and it more annoying than my neighbors cat. I dont care, cuz Im hung like a horse!
Posted on: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 13:30:40 +0000
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