ANOTHER ONE FOR THE CANT MAKE THIS UP COLUMN PLUS A MORAL TO THE STORY ..... YESTERDAY MORNING , MY FRIENDS BARLOW & IVEY & I, WERE PLANNING FOR A SHRIMP BOIL/BBQ.... BARLOW SAW AN AD IN THE PAPER FOR A MEAT SALE AT A GROCERY IN HIS NEIGHBORHOOD.... WE GOT OUR SHORTS, FLOWERED SHIRTS, SUNGLASSES & CHACOS/SANDALS ON & HEADED TO THE STORE,,,, ONCE INSIDE IT TOOK NO TIME TO FIND THE ACTION .......WE MADE A BEELINE FOR THE MEAT SECTION.... EVIDENTLY THIS SALE WAS WIDELY ADVERTISED ..... WE HAD TROUBLE GETTING TO THE SALE ITEMS .... I DONT DO CROWDS REAL WELL ...SO I MOVED OFF A BIT....BARLOW WAS THE FIRST TO SCORE... BUT IT CAME AT A PRICE .... A LITTLE BLUE HAIRED LADY REACHED RIGHT OVER HIM TO CLAIM HER ITEMS..... THEN SEVERAL LITTLE LADIES , LOOKING THE SAME, MENTIONED THAT HE MIGHHT BE HOLDING UP PROGRESS ......REMEMBER THE CHACOS? BIG MISTAKE ...2 OF THE LADIES STEPPED ON HIS TOES ... ANOTHER ROLLED HER CART OVER HIS FEET , AS SOON AS HE TRIED TO TURN & FLEE ....HE WAS A TROOPER THOUGH ... HE CAME OUT WITH SEVERAL PACKS OF OSCAR MAYER PRODUCTS .....MORAL TO THIS STORY .... WEAR STEEL TOED BOOTS ANYTIME THERES A SALE WHERE WOMEN WITH UNNATURAL TINTS OF HAIR WILL BE ATTENDING .... & GET THERE BEFORE 9 AM
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 13:46:47 +0000
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