AWAY FROM BUS DRAMA ANY OF YOU REMEMBER GROWIN UP Under the decipline of your MOTHER? 1. Theres 1 tym a visitor came. . . mum had made it clear dat no playin inda house when visitorz are inda house. i dont knw wat came over me, i wantd to get a TOY from the house. she lukd at me to warm me to stay away, bt i stil entered. i mistakenly spelt the juice for the visitor and stepd on his shoe. Mum lukd at me and i knew that therz guna be a party tonyt.. i found my toy bt had alrdy lost interest in playin coz i knew dat da nyt wont b preaty. she sortd me out wth a cookin stick dat nyt. 2. When she calls and i answer eeh instead of mukwai, she would be like bweee..we mbwa iwe..ndimunobe ine? isa kuno 3. when she sends u she spits on the ground and says, awate aya yeuma ninshi nauabwela lol 4. when she sends u and u thnk she has forgotn about her change, u blow a bit and get punishd. 5. my cousin usd to steal UMUNANI (Relish) my mum knew this, bt she woopa us both to avoid makin it luk lyk she was mistreatn hm. upto now i dont get alng wth dat cousin lol. we dont agree on principal 6. wen u havnt bathd and she finds u on da counch, iwe kolwe amolu ayo eyo tlebika pa chipuna? ulemona kwati ni noko senge washitile? 7. when shes beatin u and asks u a question u dont knw wethr to ans or ignore.. ulemona kwati ndibwa inobe?? if u say awe, she goes lyk, uleyasuka nokwasuka!? if u say yes, ooops! u re dead. 8. after u hav been sortd u re cryin for days, she comes over and says, mwandi sorry daddy isa. u refuse, she takes out the visitor cookie whch no1 else is eatin. so u finaly are havin a gudtym nw. otherz wish they re the ones who got beat down jus to tastd da visitorz cookies. 9. Every time i made a mulandu it was like she had eyes at the back of ha head mmmmm she be likeiwe mwansabombwe finshi wachita nomba? Chashishita noku shishita ndeku kokola! Wandaba? Chimoneni amenso kwati nichilya batangisha paku lowa ...kikikiki miss those days hehehe yabva.. (posted by thoms) 10. When she buys you oversize uniform and says “Ukala kulilamo nangu ati ikakulinga ngawakula” ... Big ups to all our mothers. They raised us well!! HIT SHARE OR SIMPLY TELL US YOUR STORY YOU COULD JUST MAKE SOME1S ENTIRE DAY. Admin #32
Posted on: Thu, 14 Aug 2014 07:35:11 +0000
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