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After a 12 hour journey on a peasant wagon to arrive at stoop farm, home of the notorious Lewis Beresford parties, Matt Crosby proceeded to enjoy the night drinking straight vodka with myself, Harry Taylor and Ben Hope. Shortly afterwards, Matthew decided it would be interesting to clean and jerk logs onto the monster bonfire. I can tell you now, this did not end well. Being the gentleman that I am, I allowed Matthew to go first. His error may have been in running towards the fire or perhaps it was just bad luck that he tripped but either way he followed the said log into the bonfire. Safe to say, our beloved Croslby is now enjoying 1st degree burns in a bed in Manchester Hospital burns unit. In other news, further to welbeckian disgrace, Harry Taylor cracked his head open and chundered everywhere.
Posted on: Wed, 11 Sep 2013 11:26:35 +0000

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