Ahh...the wonderful elixir of Spring..in the South..monly known as &#%\:$ Gosh Darn POLLEN!! The colour of the month is Phlegm Yellow/Green. This is a substance that is much like fine talcum powder..it coats everything..even the dogs to a certain extent..turning vehicles into the color of the month. It is Mother Natures paint brush..cascading down, turning black parking lots into yellowish green. It floats on top of water, creating beautiful and intricate patterns...of scum. Pine trees which are almost in full throttle right now..dump massive amounts of pollen, so much so that it creates a haze, a literal yellowish green haze or mist, that can literally be seen in the air..like dust clouds. This has a wonderful effect when inhaled..making the recipient truly aware of how precious it is to be able to breath..it does incredible things to ones nasal passages and sinuses, even goes so far as to be able to coat the throat and lungs..NEVER, in the history of the world, has a substance this awesome, from nature, been able to create the unique and utterly massive flow of mucus from ones nasal passages...and almost as a kind afterthought, Mother Nature has politely and playfully..added a truly exceptional and wonderful eye irritant ingredient..which causes ones eyes to constantly itch, and water..the spectacular byproduct of this is...beautifully red tinged eyes that receive personalized massages every 8 minutes..by balling up both fists and plunging them as deeply as possible into ones eye sockets and rubbing profusely. This is TRULY a magical and special time in the South.......:)) DrewbyDoooo:))))
Posted on: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 15:39:33 +0000
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