Akpors just got admitted to thevillage school,AKPAROROROKO GRAMMAR SCHOOLd best school dd village and it was his first day inschool aninspector was visiting.The CRK teacher was in classtelling them the storyof DANEIL IN THE LIONS DEN whenthe sighted theprincipal and the inspectorheading towards theclass. The Old and forgetful CRKteacher wroteGENESIS as the topic on the boardwithout thinking.Class: Good mooooooorning sir,we are happy to seeu sirInspector: good morning class, ican see yourteacher is telling you whathappened in the book ofgenesis?Class: yeeeeeeeees sirInspector(pointing to Akpors): ok,you there, whokilled Abel?Akpors: Sir i dont know, i havebeen in the classsince 8am ask my friend Amos, ididnt killed Abelsir.Inspector(angry): i said who killedAbel?Akpors: I am a christian, i cant kill. idont evenknow this Abel you are talking of,is he in our class?Inspector(turning to the teacher):ok teacher can youtell the class who killed Abel?Teacher(knees down and open hishands wide): Myson, How did you expect me to kill,what examplewill i be laying to my students if ikill a person?Inspector(dissappointed turns tothe principal): okclass the principal will help to tellus who killed Abel.Mr principal, who killed Abel?Principal: when u came to myoffice, didnt you seeme there?Inspector: I didPrincipal: Did u see blood stains inmy hands?Inspector: NoPrincipal: How could i have killedAbel? where is theproof that i did?And the whole class clapped forthe principal, dinspector fainted.
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