Ali Ibrahim Ugas A.K.A Reloaded Rer Badiyow has a Luo syndrome, he behaves like a typical Luo, dont mention the self inflating pride, dont mention carrying big phones the size of a scientific calculator, Hata usiseme watching only international channels and responding only to internationals politics. Reloaded Rer Badiyow has taken the Luo syndrome very far. Because of his look, you might mistake him for an Omera from karachuonyo or these place the Makachieth swagger hails from. These is one of his recent conversation. Sema kuongea kizungu kutoka mapua... Reloaded Rer Badiyow girlfriend’s phone rings. Reloaded Rer Badiyow : sumeya, your cellular gadget has intercepted some electromagnetic waves and is currently summoning your attention sumeya: What? Reloaded Rer Badiyow: your phone is ringing Sumeya: iam in the shower sweety, please answer it for me Reloaded : hello…. CALLER: Oroow Sumeya telephoonka iigu diib Reloaded: your lingual is foreign to my cochlea. Please utter alphabets in a universal manner so that I can derive sense from this dialogue CALLER: where is Sumeya? Reloaded: sumeya is currently interacting with a hot shower in my master bedroom that is located at the attic section of my bungalow. She cannot commence dialogue with u as her phone is not water proof like the one I own which can receive calls even while im submerged in my marbled Jacuzzi. CALLER: who is this? Reloaded: do you have air-time of K100 , 000 and above? Any airtime below that amount is not enough to permit me to finish explaining to u who I am via the phone as my accolades are too numerous. But to comprehend me better, visit any bookshop near u and purchase a book titled “knowing professor, the individual with English PHD’s whose number exceeds the mythical lives of a cat”..I authored it when I was minister in the previous regime CALLER: who are you to Sumeya? reloaded:I am the individual whom sumeya surrenders to her fauna in absentia of clothing….. CALLER: come again? Reloaded: Yes I am the individual who relays copulative sensations to Sumeyas pelvic areas CALLER: say that again I dont understand? Reloaded Rer Badiyow : I am the individual who exposes Sumeyas lower limbs to mirror an obtuse angle. I’m Sumeyas boyfriend, And who are u? CALLER: its Sumeyas mother.
Posted on: Sat, 20 Sep 2014 11:12:14 +0000
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