All courtesy of my lovely mother .... …. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. .... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. .... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. .... The batteries were given out free of charge. .... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. .... A will is a dead giveaway. .... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. .... A boiled egg is hard to beat. .... When youve seen one shopping Center youve seen a mall. .... Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. …. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? Hes all right now. .... A bicycle cant stand alone; it is two tired. .... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. .... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. .... He had a photographic memory which was never developed. .... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought shed dye. .... Acupuncture is a jab well done. Thats the point of it. And the cream of the wretched crop: .... Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.
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