Allow me to tell a rather graphic story. It has a point so please bear with me. About 5 years ago I had a Pizza Hut pan Pizza. It was glorious in it grease and tasted like manna from Heaven. Just the food to have for dinner. About 5 hrs later, the pains began. Searing Gas pains the like of which rivaled that of the thumb sized kidney stone the docs pulled out of me. Dripping with sweat and doubled over with pain I barely made it to the bathroom for what I hope would be good healthy BM that would relieve the giant gas bubble that formed somewhere in my gut. But the crap didnt bring the relief. It only brought more pain. My ass felt like I was spewing molten rock. A Volcano down south of the border. I could have sworn the toilet melted. After 35 or so minutes of this hell, I figured that it had been expelled and started to wipe when the pains started anew. not as bad as the first but still had me praying to God and all the saint to stop this. an extra 15 minutes was spent in the bathroom, nearly leveled with pain before it all ended. Exhausted from this ordeal, I crawled back to bed. Now, you may ask yourself why the reason for this tale. Bill Maher is like that human gas bubble. It serves not one useful purpose, just like Maher and the stink that was emitted from my asshole is equal to the stink that Maher pumps out on his show. Thats why I avoid both Pizza Hut Pan Pizza and Real Time. Bill Maher said that Chris Kyle was a insane murderer and Howard Dean, Another member of the useless gas bubble crowd, said that if you cross reference the people who went to see American Sniper and the Tea party, you would come up with angry white people who want to kill brown skinned people. Dean and Maher is a hell of a brain trust. It only goes to prove that people today can achieve great heights with only three brain cells and a big mouth. This is not a call to boycott because this is still America and even gas bubbles have a right to their opinions. Censorship is mainly the domain of the liberals. But just one mans opinion.
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 12:43:30 +0000
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