Alright everyone, time for Life in The Desert with Jeff Binkowski, it was a crazy week out here in Vegas on Holloween weekend. The outfits the women wear are insane, i think a pair of my socks have more material in them. If i wasnt working, I was going to dress up myself. My costume idea is dressing up as a casino chip and tell all the women, Play your cards right and you just might be able to cash me in. lol. I had one young lady come up to me and seen me in my uniform and could see that part of it is a white belt and asked, Could you spank me with that belt? and what time do you get off of work? I told her I get off at 5 A.M. and we can talk about it then. I waited until 5:15, she didnt show. I figure she probably got scared, lol A couple of weeks ago, my buddy from Wisconsin, Jeremy Jensen, reminded me of one of business ideas. Its nice to have friends remind me of the crap that comes out of my mouth, over the years. So here goes one of my best get rich quick schemes. I was going to advertise on the internet for people that were having marital problems. It would say,Having problems in the bedroom? Lost the fire and spark in your Marriage? Look no further Jeff Binkowskis Marital aide can help, please send 35 dollars, in a self addressed stamped envelope and get back the lost magic in your lives. I would then send them a picture of myself, with the directions to attach to the headboard of there bed, you know so there wife would have something pleasant to look at. I dont think they could get me for fraud, I am sending them something for there money, I still have to check with a lawyer though, lol Alright everyone have a great week and to all my friends and family back in Wisconsin, stay warm and this Vegas boy you all
Posted on: Tue, 04 Nov 2014 13:34:17 +0000
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