Alright guys, heres another one for the books. So Im on the A train, and this young, nicely dressed guy comes and sits right across from me. He busts out this little purse thing, with all these little bottles and starts putting on what I think is cologne. Im like whatever, hes tryina smell fresh. I glance at the bottle and its Lavender. Im like, ok thats odd, but do u. He starts rubbing it everywhere, even unbuttons his shirts and rubs it on his chest. At this point im trying to look everywhere but at him. He then, proceeds to take each little bottle and rub whatever is in it on his head, neck, chest etc....THEN...then takes out the Lavender bottle, opens it and pours it down his throat......it takes me everything from not making a Louis is disgusted face so i close my eyes, and just hope hes done when i open them...Not done. Then he takes the oil or whatever, and rubs it into his hands and blows into them and starts praying...Im now scared... After his prayer/voodoo, he takes out ole faithful Lavender and takes another gulp of it. I turn my head in disgust,my reaction mustve said it all , cuz another guy close by started laughing. I get off the train...thank god, and the guy laughing comes up to me and says Dude, yur reactions were priceless... All i had to say was Ummmm did u not see the Shaka Zulu puttin a spell on the train?!..drinkin oils and mess
Posted on: Mon, 29 Sep 2014 02:50:08 +0000
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