Amazing Moments Of 2014 1. I banned 34 Demons Who Walk the Earth from my FB page--13 of them IN ONE DAY. 2. I drove my BFF Sophie, who is 11 1/2, to lunch, but she insisted that she sit in the back seat, like Miss Daisy. I taught her the Italian words for lets go! and butt. 3. I called in sick to Christmas and spent it in bed upstairs in my parents house with a gross cold and eating Pop Tarts. 4. I found out that I am kinda sorta Jewish. 5. I smuggled salsa through TSA. And not up my butt. 6. I have not gotten in a parking lot fight in almost three weeks. 7. I found Liberty of London fabric at SAS for 2.99 a yard. 8. My mom told me she loved me, although I think she thought she was talking to my sister. 9. I left my girdle at my parents house twice, which my father found both times and shrieked both times. 10. My husband just told me that my latest fart had a big personality. Thank you for being so awesome, you guys, and have a rockin NYE. Awesomely, Laurie
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 18:32:58 +0000
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