An 18 year old single boy from a good family disappeared for a few days. After a few days he comes home upset and lost in thought, but with shining eyes. Mom: Where on earth were you? Boy: Dont ask ... Mother: Well, I do ask, tell me, what happened? Boy: I dont know where to start... Mother: From the beginning, where did you disappear to on Sunday morning? The boy scratching his forehead and get serious: Erm ... well start with this, I shot someone to death. Mother drops to the chair: What??? You shot someone? I dont understand anything youre saying!! Boy: Yes, exactly as you hear, it was an ugly Sudanese in the market, he tried to strangle someone and rob him. I had no choice, someone gave me a gun, and I used it... Mother: Oh dear, I dont believe this, Master of the Universe!! Father: Why were you in the market to begin with? Boy: Nothing, I like to see what people are doing. Father: Your place is in the Yeshiva! You see what happens when youre out on the streets? Boy: I had no choice, he deserved to die. Father: shut up, you fool. Anyway, what did you do then? Where on earth did you spend three days? Boy: Well, a whole riot broke out. I saw the police coming my way, and I ran for my life. Dad: Where did you run? Boy: I ran to the central bus station. I got on the first bus without looking where its headed, and found myself in Eilat... I was there all this time. Wide-eyed father: Eilat?! Whats a Yeshiva bucher doing in a place like that? Where did you eat? Where did you sleep? The boy looks down: Well, this is embarrassing.. Dad: Tell Me Everything, Now! Boy: someone invited me to her home. Father: God forbid! What do you mean someone? A family member? Maybe someone we know there? Boy: I had no choice, I was glad to have a place to eat and sleep. Father: I dont understand, how suddenly someone invites you to her house? This story sounds very bad! Boy: Well, it was a strange story. I arrived in Eilat, without knowing anyone there, and I didnt have a penny to my name. I didnt know where to go, or what to do. I just sat on the railings at the entrance to the city, across of the Banks Junction. The sun was out, and I was burning from the heat... Father speaking in frustration: !מיין בחור׳ל אין אילת, incredible... Ahh, lets hear the rest, please! Boy: In short, there was a group of girls there. Secular, of course. They were standing near the ATM trying to withdraw cash, and it didnt work, so I helped them. Dad: Why did they need the help of my son? Boy: They didnt manage. It took them a long time, and the people behind them grumbled tried to push them away, and cut in front of them in line, so I immediately jumped to their defense, and helped them out. They were grateful and the nicest people in the world... Dad: You were looking to be a goody two shoes, huh? Why did you even go anywhere near such שיקצות? Instead of looking for a Beit Midrash and learning a daf גמרא? You see, עבירה גוררת עבירה! Boy: I felt it was the right thing to do. Dad: Yes, yes, the evil inclination, boy! So what happened then? Boy: One of the girls invited me to her home. Dad: Oh Lord have mercy! Boy: I spent a few days there. I met her family, and... and you know what else? Mom and Dad pale as a sheet. Boy: She even offered me to marry her. Father and Mother: er.... Boy: And I agreed. Father and Mother: Noooooo!!! Boy: and I got married! Father and mother were taken to the hospital for fear of a heart attack. And to this day they do not understand how their boy actually became a משה רבינו. שמות קפיטל ב פסוק יא, ויהי בימים ההם ויגדל משה ויצא אל אחיו וירא בסבלתם וירא איש מצרי מכה איש עברי מאחיו: ויפן כה וכה וירא כי אין איש ויך את המצרי ויטמנהו בחול: וישמע פרעה את הדבר הזה ויבקש להרוג את משה, ויברח משה מפני פרעה וישב בארץ מדין וישב על הבאר: ולכהן מדין שבע בנות ותבאנה ותדלנה ותמלאנה את הרהטים להשקות צאן אביהן: ויבואו הרועים ויגרשום ויקם משה ויושיען וישק את צאנם: ותבאנה אל רעואל אביהן ויאמר מדוע מיהרתן בא היום ותאמר...............
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 08:35:00 +0000
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