An 8 year old boy goes to his dad for some advice: Dad, I cant decide what I want to be when I grow up! Can you help me decide? So far my choices are between a fireman, a policeman, a soldier, a doctor, and a politician. The dad thought for a while then said,Son youve got a good list there. If you want to be a fireman you have to be brave, in good physical shape, and want to help people by risking your life everyday. To be a policeman you need all of what a fireman is plus you have to be willing to be shot at and deal with misbehaving people. A soldier needs all that and be able to take orders and be shot at all the time, and maybe learn high tech weaponry and defense. A doctor, no doubt needs all of the above and nerves of steel and hands that do not shake or waver and keen sense of the human body and its systems. Yes, son, that IS a FINE list of vocations! The son waited and waited, nearly ten minutes went by - Dad, you forgot about the politician! How would I become a politician?? Looking down at his feet, his dad said, Son it will be very, very difficult for you to become a politician, I hope you select one of the others. Dad, PLEASE tell me , what I would need to do to be a politician! Ok, son, the saddened dad said, If you really want to be a politician... It will require major surgery First, we must remove your heart, then we have to graft your hand to the buttox of a working man so you can get to his wallet before he does and then graft your lips to the buttox of a WallStreet Banker. The third operation is just as dangerous. What is it, dad, the son asked? Well, son, the third operation is very very dangerous! They remove 1/2 of your brain and then immediately sew your rectum closed. Then to top it off they remove all of your morals and give you another face and mouth The son stood up, his mouth agape. Dad! How do you know that? Son, the dad said, Ive been around for over 35 years and STILL HAVENT MET a politician that didnt steal from the workers and take his orders from bankers, told the truth, had half a brain and wasnt full of s**t! -Chris 2014
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 00:10:34 +0000
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