An old man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. > > The old man would shout, When I die, I will dig my way up and out of > the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life! > Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. > > To everyones relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife > had a closed casket at the funeral. > > After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked > Arent you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the > grave and haunt you for the rest of your life? > > The wife said, Let him dig. I had him buried upside down. And I know he wont ask for directions.
Posted on: Thu, 16 Jan 2014 17:31:51 +0000
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