An open letter to society RE Girls with Muscles: Dear Gals, I get it. I do. You are a strong, independent woman that doesnt care what anyone thinks and only God can judge you.. Which is exactly why you insist on marinating in spray tan, rocking an 8 year olds thong bikini and tottering around in heels in front of a panel of judges. Kudos! Its good you are passionate, and Im sure there are some guys who love those stiff, rigid bodies too. Its called necrophilia, I looked it up and its pretty twisted and not for me. To be fair, I could probably use some time doing these squats or leg days you talk about. I was born arseless and to this day find it incredibly hard to enjoy a pair of slacks without them falling to my knees. This is extremely detrimental when you work with kids but hey, thats my journey! My major qualm with GWM is the so called fitspiration you have on others. Once beautiful, normal girls are so set on progress that theyre coming out looking like Arnie after an oestrogen cocktail. If I see one more photo of a heart monitor depicting your 2 hours walking on a treadmill Ill deep throat a cinder block and tread water in the Atlanic till I hit the Titanic (good workout). And no, combining this photo with a picture of your new Lorna Jane headband and fresh training cleats in a neat collage does not make it bearable. Good on you for breaking your PB! But its called a PERSONAL best for a reason, it doesnt require a shout out to #eatcleantraindirty or a complaint about not being able to walk for 8 months. Next time you weigh your food, weigh up your options too and keep it under (gluten free) wraps. If youre thinking to yourself, whoa Paddy, youre one to talk with all the rubbish you put on the World Wide Web then PLEASE write an open letter to society RE people who think Craig David is hot & cool or people who tickle the trout over Instagram scenery shots. Sincerely, A concerned citizen
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 01:57:00 +0000
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