And for some wise Chinese proverbs: Passionate kiss like spiders web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. War doesnt determine who is right, war determines who is left. Man who dive like hell bound to get there. Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants. Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. Television never replace old reliable key hole. Laziest man in world who marry widow with six children. Girl who do back spring on bed spring have offspring next spring. Crowded elevator smells different to midget. Man who stutters has a lot to say. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time. Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands. He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons
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