And so it was in the days of Obama, born of Kenya, King of America, that Brent, born of the tribe of Handy, was called by his wife of his youth, from the outer gate of his house, where Brent ruled and reigned, to the upper room, where his wife reigned. His wife said unto him, It is the Sabbath day. Rise up oh man of slumber and prepare ye the way for the guests of the house. For they will travel far from the land city of Tulsa, where thou didst take me from my home and move me to this land of plenty. And so it was, while Michele his wife took his daughter in his chariot to the market of Sam, born of the tribe of Walton, Brent did prepare the house for the guest to be welcomed. In the heat of the day, Brent did fire the altar of Kingsford. When the coals ashed white as snow from the street, he did place the meat and byproducts of beasts of the field. The food did cook and did smell good to the nostrils of many. And it came to pass that the meat was cooked and placed on the table where all in the house did sit, eat, drink and celebrate good times, for they had forsaken the meeting of the brethren since the days of Bush. And the children of the house did look with upon their parents with awe and did laugh at the tales told of the days of their youth. Surely thou hast lost it, they said. When my eyes are dim and my hair is white as cotton, I will gaze in the mirror and not see you.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 16:39:20 +0000
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