Aphorisms No. 300 Aphorisms Invigorate The Brain And Brighten The Day! And Scare The Goblins Away The Secret Of A Happy Marriage Separate TV Rooms! A Place In The Sun They Promised Us Where Is The Place? And Where Is The Sun? New York Restaurant Boast “Food To Die For . . .!” More Like Food To Die From Last The Time We Were There! Mystified? Or Piss-Tified? Nunc Dimittus “Lord, Now Let Your Servant Depart In Peace According To Your Word . . So You Are A Real Estate Salesman? When Do You Die And Get Buried At The Crossroads With A Stake Through Your Heart? Our Mint Bed Out By The Glasshouse Was Eaten To The Ground By Green Looper Caterpillars One Of The Seven Plagues I Swear What Mad Generation Is Sabotaging Us And Trying To Corner The Mint Market? With All This Manure On The Ground There Must Be A Politician Around Here Somewhere! Second Marriages Are Like Second-Hand Clothes Comfortable It’s the Third Fourth Fifth And Sixth I Worry About . .! NONSENSE JINGLE 101 BEES TREES FREES LEAS REAS SNEEZE HEEZE MEEZE SLEAZE PEAS KNEES SEES WHEEZE AGREES There Is No Such Word As MEEZE . . No, But There Should Be! Pencils Get Used Up Faster Than People Do But Only Just! Think Of A Number! No, Not That One! Think Of Another . . We’ve Got A Lot In Common You And I Our Bellybuttons Are The Same Size . . We Are Disaster-Prone We Take It Lying Down . . “Don’t Flush Mummy Down The Sink Baby Can’t Have You Sitting Around The Kitchen Just Wearing Pink Baby” Ah, A Founding Member Of Idiots Incorporated Lot Of ‘Em About! I Agree With You But We Are Often Both Wrong!
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