Arent men glad the late ODI matches are so peaceful to watch! A couple are watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee? Husband: No. Hes Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. Wife: Brett Lee is smart-looking. He should be in the movies like his brother. Husband: He doesnt have an actor brother. Wife: What about Bruce Lee? Husband: No no, Brett Lee is an Australian. Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. Husband: No, its called action replay. Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: Its not India. Its Bangalore vs Kolkatta. Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter? Husband: Hes not calling for a helicopter. Its a free hit. Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a free hit? Wife: Now whom is he saying HI to? Husband: Hes signalling a bye. Wife: Why is he saying bye? Is the game over? Wife: How many runs to win? Husband: 72 in 36 balls. Wife: Ah. Thats easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball. Frustrated husband turns off the TV. Wife turns it on again and watches Tarak Mehta Ka Ulta Chasma. Husband: Who is this Tarak Mehta and who is the fat person standing beside him ? Wife: Dont you dare disturb me now.....
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 23:21:42 +0000
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