At a psychiatric hospital in Abuja a Doctor was lecturing a group of medical students different kinds of madness. There were no mad people for the experiment so he paid a bus driver to go and fetch them for the experiment. The Driver drove to Lokoja and caught a bunch of mad people. They were in the bus driving back when the Driver stopped and went to a nearby restaurant to eat. While he was away, one of the mad people opened the bus and they all escaped. The Driver came back and saw that they were all gone and became disappointed. But then, an idea flashed through his mind. He went to a bus park in Lokoja and called for passengers; Abuja, Abuja, 100 Naira. The transport fare normally from Lokoja to Abuja was 1,000 Naira as people that wanted to travel to Abuja saw that his own was cheaper than other bus fare they hopped in happily. The bus got filled up and set off. Getting to Abuja, the Driver told the passengers that he was going to drop them at the Abuja bus park. They all agreed. As he was driving into the psychiatric hospital the passengers started complaining; Where is this? The Driver lied; It is my personal bus park. The Doctor and his students came outside. The Driver said to the Doctor; These are the mad people sir. On hearing this, the passengers started shouting; Which mad people? We are not mad. Driver you call us mad people? Who told you we are mad? They came out of the bus wanting to fight the driver. As they were seizing the driver, the Doctor turned to his students; Class, you see, each and every one of them that rushed out of the bus has the same kind of madness. This madness is very common. They will all be admitted in ward one. The security men took them away. A gentle looking man, Me, who was still seated in the bus came out quietly and told the doctor I want to see him privately. The Doctor agreed. I took him aside and said I am not mad. I explained what happened, and how I got there to him. The Doctor told me to wait, and rushed off to his students. Pointing at me, he said to them; You see that man over there, he will be in ward 40. He will be used by your successors for future experiments. His kind of madness is very rare. I have not seen it before. WATCH VIDEO-->> youtube/watch?v=wKvMmlR_2iU Ofego The Child Who Kidnap Healing
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