At dawn, the telephone rings. Hello, Mr Robert? This is Asher, your country house caretaker Ah yes, Asher. What can I do for you? Is there a problem? Erm...I am just calling to tell you, sir, that your parrot died My parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition? Thats the one. Damn! Thats such a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. Oh well what did he die from? From eating rotten meat. Rotten meat? Who was so mean as to give him meat? Nobody. He ate the meat of one of the dead horses. Dead horse? What dead horse, Mutiso? Why, those pure breed ones that you had, sir, died from all that stress of pulling the water cart. Are you insane? What water cart? The one we used to put out the fire. Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man? The one at your house! A candle fell and then the curtain caught on fire. What the.....!!! But theres electricity at the house!!!! What was the candle for??? For the funeral. WHAT FUNERAL???!!!!! Your mothers! She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, so I shot her. Do you wanna laugh till your worries and sorrow disappear? Then I RECOMMEND U LIKE --> Ribz Cracker Join For the best of akpos jokes, stories, cool facts and relationships tips around the world. The first 20 people to Click on the blue name and like the page will be rewrded Ribz Cracker Ribz Cracker CLICK HERE to join For your hottest jokes around the world
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