At first I was afraid, I was petrified... Those 36 double Ds were the perfect size. But Id spent so many years dreaming of some boobs with power, that I grew hard, and I knew Id have to take a shower. But there you are, deceiving buns. I was ready for some melons and I get a couple of plums. I should have known that it was bullsh*t. Nothing could be that fantastic. I should have known that they were pushed up by a lump liquid plastic. Go on now go. Walk out the door. You dont look half the girl you did now your gel bras on the floor. Werent you the one who tried to fool me with your bull? Did you think Id fumble, with a lot less than a handful? I will survive, I will survive, cos as long as Ive got Playboy then my dream is still alive. With a tissue and the mag, I dream of the perfect sh*g. I will survive, I will survive... hey hey It was very weird. It was quite bizarre. When your boobies disappeared as you removed your bra. I just couldnt help myself. I just had to have a cry, when I realised your breasts were in such a short supply. Go on now go. This is goodbye, until you find a way to make your knockers pleasing to the eye Your bum is getting bigger, each time you use the loo So wipe the bog roll on your **** and maybe theyll be bigger too. Go on now go. Youll get no hugs. I think that you should call them egg cups and not a set of jugs With **** as small as that youll always be a virgin Its time for something drastic Maybe try a plastic surgeon I will survive, I will survive, cos as long as Ive got Playboy then my dream is still alive. With a tissue and the mag, I dream of the perfect sh*g. I will survive, I will survive... hey hey. #NaijJokes #MyNaij
Posted on: Mon, 09 Jun 2014 08:07:36 +0000
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