Attention Parents: Any children knocking on my door for Halloween - TopicsExpress

Attention Parents: Any children knocking on my door for Halloween this year will be immediately confiscated and sold to the circus for pennies on the dollar. I spent a small fortune on candy last year and had zero, I repeat, ZERO trick-or-treaters willing to walk the 30 friggin yards up my driveway. Therefore, I will not be buying any candy this year, which means I should probably expect 30-40,000 snot-nosed brats all hopped up on sugar and corn syrup trying to beat my door down. Im just warning you now, folks. When you get to my house, just keep walking like you did last year. Im already in a bad mood.

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