BB Palaver Akpos was in a restaurant when his phone rang. He picked it up and said; Hello! Who is this? The voice said; Akpos it’s me Jane your ex girlfriend. You just forgot about me o. No, how can you say such, is you that forgot about me na, you ran away from me….Akpos said. That’s that. Akpos you are enjoying o….Jane teased. Akpos said; Yes o. I’m on BB now. Jane screamed; You mean it. I want to be on BB like you o. Akpos said; Ok. Jane said; Today is my birthday, so what will you buy for me. Akpos said; You mean today is your birthday. I didn’t know o. Okay don’t worry i’m coming with your BB in an hour’s time. Jane said okay and ends the call. An hour later there was a knock on her door, she opened it and it was Akpos holding a black nylon bag. She said; Wow! I guess that’s the BB. Akpos said yes. I can’t wait to see it and ping….concurred Jane. She wanted to grab it but Akpos said she should not be in a hurry that when he wants to go, he’ll give it to her. Akpos spent some few minutes with her, gave her the bag and was about to go. She wanted to open it but this time Akpos shunned her saying; Don’t open it now, come and accompany me to the road first, when you come back, you open it. The excited Jane said okay and accompanied Akpos. And he left. Later in the day Akpos received a phone call. Hello! Who is this?…asked Akpos. The voice said; Akpos It’s me Rukayat, Jane’s roommate. Jane has fainted o. How manage?….asked Akpos. Rukayat said; When she opened the black nylon bag you gave to her, she discovered it is Beans and Bread that is inside. One word for Akpos.
Posted on: Tue, 12 Nov 2013 17:06:36 +0000