BREAKING NEWS @12.! Barcelona playmaker by name, Lionel Messi has been reported and confirm missing by the club officials. Messi was last seen during the customary pre-match handshake at Vincente Caldderon. Since then, nobody knows his whereabout. Messi Fugly in nature, 2 inches tall, and fair in complexion, and he speaks Spanish very well..... Spanish police have already apprehended a man called, Diego Simeon, who they suspect hide Messi in his back pocket throughout the 90mins, but so far, they dont have any evidence against the man. Some police are now investigating weather Jose Mourinho was by any means anywhere around or near the stadium, during the match. Because he known for doing such things (hiding Messi) in 8 or 12 occasions...... Please, if u know the whereabout of Lionel Messi, contact any FUGLY PEOPLE ASSOCIATION nearest to you, or better still call 000
Posted on: Thu, 10 Apr 2014 12:48:41 +0000
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