Badly needing light bulbs, I went to the store and got some. I feel a sense of Manly Achievement after changing the lights in my previously darkened bathroom, which required me to stand on a chair for about ten (10) minutes, battling my fear of heights. After this victory, I proceeded to th hallway, where I found to my horror the fact that the light fixture has screws needing a screwdriver from Krypton to get the thing down. So I moved on to the bedroom (control yourselves, ladies) to do battle with the ceiling fan lights (yes, I did turn it off first). I was pretty sure I was foiled when I realized I needed a screwdriver to get the fixture off. Now, I have screwdrivers on my desk. However, my desk has paperwork dating back to the 1970s on it, with the dust to prove it. So that seemed grim indeed. Just as I decided to give it up and watch some internet por...um, comic book videos on you tube, I found the screwdriver needed. So back to work went Mighty Steve. And THERE! ARE! FOUR! LIGHTS! So I was again a mighty warrior, and back to internet por....Facebook. And then the overhead light fixture fell down, went KABOOM and I now have about 400 kazillion-million itty bitty shards of glass all over my bedroom floor. Somehow, someway, nary a one ended up embedded in Mighty Steve. God is with me. Hes either laughing at me or shaking His head at me, but Hes with me (otherwise, Id be embedded with shards of broken glass saying something akin to AAAIIIIEREEEOOOOOWWWWWW right about now). Ok, back to picking up the kajillion-million shards of glass. Have a fun Saturday everyone!
Posted on: Sun, 29 Jun 2014 02:24:15 +0000
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