Best thing about Sunday afternoons in my Mas is playing Toilet - TopicsExpress



          

Best thing about Sunday afternoons in my Mas is playing Toilet Roll Roulette... Whats she bought this week? The one with aloe vera that slides up yer arse crack? The one thats so weak that your fingers break through it and violate you every time? Or the one where you tear off a sheet and it produces so much White dust the bathroom looks like Lapland?? Today.... Its.... None of these!!? Its a new roll from Aldi Super Double Quilted... Like wiping yer arse with a feather quilted duvet. Thicker than a Justin Bieber fan retweeting a picture of his muscles. Toilet roll roulette is the best!!
Posted on: Sun, 03 Nov 2013 18:51:29 +0000

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