Biwi (Gusse Me): Tumhare Dimag Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara - TopicsExpress



          

Biwi (Gusse Me): Tumhare Dimag Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….?? ************** Husband wife me ladai hui, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pe, ”Khane me kya hai” Wife:Zeher. Husb: Main der se aunga, tum khakar so jana.. **************** Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin kar sakta *************** Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete Husband: Isi Liye To Usey Jannat Kehte Hai. ***************** Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. ****************** Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 16:20:28 +0000

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