Biwi ki awesome Kathaayein 🔄 MBA ki wife : Eji , Yeh inflation kya hai ? . . . MBA : Phele tu 36-24-36 thi , ab tu 42-40-48 hai! Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai par phir bhi teri value kam hai. Yahi INFLATION hai !!! 🔄 Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000. But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000 😇 🔄 Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you click I Agree......!! 🔄 Wife: Suno ji, Doctor ne muje ek mahina aaram ke liye switzerland ya paris jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kaha jayenge? .😕 .😴 . .😦 .😧 .😟 .😶 .😐 .😇 Husband: Dusre Doctor ke paas..😆😆 🔄 Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today. Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick. Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son. 🔄 Hubby Ke Bday Par Wife Ne Pucha- Kya Gift Dun?? Hubby:- Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano...Yahi kaafi hai...!! Wife:- (Kuch Der Soch Ke) Nahin Main To Gift Hi Dungi. 🔄 I argued... She argued... I shouted... She shouted and then she cried Result: she won by duckworth lewis method 🔄 Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. the poor king can take only one step at a time ... While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes. -------------🙋 🔄 Why do most indian women request 4 the same husband, in the next life.?.. Arre..itni mehnat se trained kiya hai.. waste thodi jane denge! 👝👛👓🎽 ----------- 🔄 Getting married is like giving . . . . . Your own Supari.. ------------------------- 🔄 All Men are Brave, Horror Movies dont Scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does 😎😋 🔄 🚦Whats Checkmate? U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u & wife asks WAS SHE HOT..?? U cnt say no U cnt say yes Dats Checkmate.! 😋 🔄 STOCK MARKET EFFECT: Depressed Husband to his fat wife: You are my only investment, that has doubled. 🙈🙉🙊😟 भारत मे सिर्फ 1% लडकीयां ही क्रिकेट, टेनिस, हॉकी, बैडमींटन जैसे खेल खेलति हैं, बाकी 99% लडकीयां पत्नी बनकर , पती की जिंदगीसे खेलति हे .......😆😆😆 Dedicated to all Indian married couple.. Indian wife sanskaro vali hoti hai,wo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko Abe Gadhe aur Oye Gadhe nahi bolti. Bas short me A.G. / O.G.. Kehti hai.. 😛 When a girl Is in her Mayka, she stays like a RANI, Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh LAXMI kehlati hai, Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte BAI ban jaati hai. Is tarah Ladkiya RANI-LAXMI-BAI ban jati hai! !!!! Jai ho Naari shakti --------------------------------- Wife-Aap Bangkok jaate ho toh mujhe kyo nahi le jaate.. Best answer by husband :-- Are pagli jab restaurant mein jaate he toh tiffin thodi le jaate he. ---------------------------------- Succesful marriage is based on GIVE & TAKE. Husband Gives Money, Gifts, Dresses & Wife Takes it. Wife Gives Advices, Lectures, Tensions & Husband Takes it. Enjoy Successful marriage Life. ----------------------------------- Teacher ne Gadhe ke samne 1 Daaru ki aur 1 Pani ki Balti rakhi, Gadha Pani pi gaya. Teacher: Tumne iss se kya Sikha? Student: Jo Daaru nahi pita Woh Gadha hota hai. Cheers ------------------------------------- Gandhiji ne kaha :- Izzat karni ho to wife Ki karo... khayal rakhna ho toh wife ka rakho, Pyaar karna ho toh wife se karo... Magar wife kis ki? Ye bapu ne bataya hi nahin!!! Naughty Bapu ------------------------------------ Wife drinking BEER asked Tum kaun ho? 😮 Husband- Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi? Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai Bhaisaab..!!y
Posted on: Thu, 23 Jan 2014 12:46:59 +0000
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