Breaking News: ============== The President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Dr. Ebele Goodluck Jonathan has resigned. He said this in a press conference at the State House Abuja where he was spotted packing out his lugagges in Ghana Must Go bags. The problem of this nation big pass my power he said amidst tears, I don try my best but these Boko Haram guys and the militants no go allow me take fresh air, so I don decide say I go go back to my village, Otuoke, to go and farm and I don also decide to give away all the shoes I have bought in my life at affordable prices. People are taking this as a joke seeing it that today is April Fools day but I am serious he continued, they poisoned my wife and every night I fight different battles against people from the village who do not want to see me progress in life, I am also handing over power to Muhammed Buhari as he has the interest of the nation at heart Nigerians all over the world are coming back to Nigeria to celebrate this victory. WHAT IS TODAYS DATE? I GOT YOU!!! In other news, all of una wey no like Goodluck go die coz na GEJ till 2019. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 09:36:08 +0000
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