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Breaking news!!! DNA results have proved beyond a doubt that Sweet-Pea is the son of Popeye and Olive Oyl.!!!...Contrary to the wide spread belief that Sweet-Pea was Olive Oyls nephew,New DNA testing from samples given by Mr. Pea, Miss Oyl and an old spinach can have proven other wise... Other evidence comes from Olive Oyls sister,Miss Crisco Oyl, who also resides in Hollywood,and she states that she has only had one son in her lifetime and she named him Pea-Nut....When asked by the press, Olives mother and father, Castor and Canola Oyl, said We always knew he was our grand son but we kept it quiet so as not to hurt our daughters career in films. When asked about this by our reporter Popeyes father,Pappy said I always seen the family resemblence but I never confronted me son about it..I figgurt hed be a-tellin me one O these days. Popeyes mother was not available for comment but Popeyes true nephews,Pipeye,Poopeye,Pupeye and Peepeye and Popeyes uncles,Redeye,Sloweye,Deadeye and Browneye issued a statement saying they are delighted to hear the news and officially welcomed Sweet-Pea to the family... Miss Olive Oyl issued a statement through her press agent stating Yes,the truth is finally known and Im glad...Back then being an unwed mother was considered taboo and me and Popeye decided it was best to use a cover story..I was young and you know how irresistable Popeye was when he ate some spinach and I was just overwhelmed by his charm and very,very large muscles! Sweet-Pea could not be reached for comment but is said to be Glad that the truth is finally known. Bluto issued a statement saying simply The best man won. As for the father,Popeye issued a statement through his studio press dept which stated Me secret is finally out and Ima not a- going to deny it..After all dese yars of me a keepin it in da brig Im gonna let it out fer do woild to see...Me and me goil hab been in scuppers and it bee time to know dat me and Olive hab been luvers for 80 years and dat Sweet-Pea is me boy..I yam what I yam! And thats the way it is from Hollywood...have a great day!

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