Breaking news: Londons Minister of Defence Sir Gary Cahill has asked spain interior minister of foreign attacks hon.Diego Costa to release 764 missiles on the roof of old Trafford when the sides battle it out on 20 Oct. According to reports in England,commander in chief supr.José Mourinho has signed a bill passed by the parliament of Stamford bridge headed by blue army commander capt.John terry who said he received a call from inspector nemanja matic earlier today to inform him that President Abramovich wants to declare war on de reds. As a result each member of parliament has been assigned to their respective administrative roles. Blue army commander(john terry)assigned to prepare hundred jets to launch missiles.Minister of defence (Cahill) supplied 1,254 bombs & 1 bullet proofvest to each member of the blue army. Minister of foreign attacks (Diego Costa) was specially assigned by commander mourinho to fly all 100 jets at the same time and launch 345,765,1467,85 33 at the house of honorable de -gea. Inspector matic has been assigned to take 6,793 snipers with him and gun down any person he sees wearing a red jersey at old Trafford. Finally commander in chief for the blue army supt.José Mourinho has been assigned to pull down the Alex Ferguson statue and replace it with David Moyes. admin goalscorer
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 14:56:24 +0000
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