CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #250,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 5k HOUSE RENT for village. FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet.(wetin u go put inside d wallet na)? STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment ( you dey show urself, mumu a him u be ) . WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch ( Money speaking ). WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Maitama in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and House Maid dey live there ( Political armed robber ). TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quarter guard in a barracks ( You may not live well enough to tell the story ). IRONY :- Is having the chairman of Bike {Okada} Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He nor wan die! ). FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #6,000 cab to watch a film of #2,000 in a Cinema...( Abegi! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now ). LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye ( You love her abi??? Hunger never deal with you ). MADNESS :- Is when a lady flirts with a Rich HIV/AIDS victim so as to get money to buy BRAZILIAN HAIR ( Hmmm....Life don tire you be that ). DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates and you say God created them for a purpose ( Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey ). STINGINESS :- Is when you finish reading this and you dont Use the Share Button.
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 05:05:07 +0000
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