Can you tell me if I have a mosquito bite on my back? It itches like crazy! Doreen said, lifting her blouse. Hello, Ms. McCrullers, Brad said, waving at Doreen. Great, mom. Flash Brad your boobies, will ya? Brads seen boobies before, right Brad? Besides, hes a boy. Hes entitled to see some boobies! Mom, you dont have a mosquito bite. Its a pimple. A pimple? Im almost 40! Who gets pimples at my age? Maybe its a hormonal pimple? Are you getting your period soon? No, Aunt Flos not due yet. Not for another week and a half. Aunt Flo? Brad asked. Dont. You dont want to know, Betsy warned. Then, turning back to her mother, she said, You want me to pop it for you? Is it ready to pop? Not yet but if we apply a hot compress back there, it should get ready. Okay, give it a shot. A moment later, Betsy brought a kitchen towel that had been soaked in hot water. She placed the cloth on her mothers back and she yelled with pain. Thats boiling hot! Are you trying to skin me alive? Mom, Im holding the towel with my hand. Get over it. Its not that hot! Do it slowly. I bet you say that to all the boys, Betsy giggled. She looked over at Brad but the joke had gone over his head. A minute later, Betsy started to press on the area around the pimple. Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Doreen whined. That hurts! Dont be a wimp. Holy Jesus and the Virgin Mary! Doreen screamed. Youre killing me! My goodness, mom. Youve had five kids! This is not pain! I hate pain! Doreen yelled. And youre taking pleasure from this! Forget it! Ill let it pop on its own. Suit yourself. Doreen walked away mumbling and grumbling about the pain. I didnt see a pimple, Brad finally said as soon as Doreen was out of earshot. Yep. She had a mosquito bite. Then why did you go through all that? Just to make her squirm. Youre weird. Now you noticed?
Posted on: Mon, 04 Aug 2014 20:00:01 +0000
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