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Cant beat a Maori! A Maori and a South African entered a chocolate shop, as they were busy looking around, the South African stole three chocolate bars, as they left the store, the South African said to the Maori, Man im the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars & no one saw me, you cant beat that. The Maori replied: You want to see something better? Lets go back to the shop and Ill show you some real stealing. So they went up to the counter and the Maori said to the shopkeeper:Do you want to see some real magic?The shopkeeper replied: Yes. The Maori said: Give me a chocolate bar, the shopkeeper gave him one and he ate it. The Maori asked for second bar, he ate that as well. He asked for a third, & finished that aswell. The shopkeeper ask? So wheres the magic??The Maori replied: Check in my friends pockets, and you will find all three bars of chocolate.
Posted on: Sun, 10 Aug 2014 09:27:40 +0000

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