Choice and Its Paradox 1. You can marry any foreigner you like and get married here but when you decide to split, hell get a divorce fast but you wont. Youll end up with just legal separation with more than a thousand pesos to spend and more than a year to wait. 2. You can buy all the pancakes that you can eat in a fast food except beyond breakfast time. 3. You can have your tooth cleaned except having the enamels whitened. 4. You can eat-all-you-can in an eat-all-you-can resto but not to leave any left-overs. 5. You can be a male Catholic anytime but you have to have a piece of you penis incarcerated. 6. You can buy all the gasoline that you want except below P100. 7. You can have your car insured for theft but the insurer only pays only half of the cars price should it happen. 8. You can love your neighbor but they dont have to love you back. 9. You can buy a car with a 200 kph top speed but you have to drive it on a 100 kph speed limit roads. 10. You can go to a government hospital as a tax paying citizen for treatment but you have to be an non-tax paying indigent to have free services. - dan martin
Posted on: Sun, 31 Aug 2014 09:04:52 +0000
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