Collections Of Historic Nigerian Wise Sayings In the course of history, most of these sayings, originally from Nigeria, have been wrongly ascribed to foreigners and other Nigerians. Feel free to add yours . Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1932) . He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1804) . He who fully unwraps a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) . Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jr. (1940) . Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain-of-fire member - William Shakespeare (1788) . Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904). . Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up b4 drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth (1993). . Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face,is capable of murder....obasanjo(1999) Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT _buhari 1980 Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues. Fela Kuti (1979) No mata hw hot ur temper is,it cannot cook yam.Goodluck jonathan (2013) He farts and farts and farts without odour never tries Ewa aganhin- Herbert Macually (1806) Any Nigerian dat has never taken gala n lacasera has never experienced hold up in Lagos - Nelson Mandela He who completely unties an agege bread nylon before eating with agoyin beans is 100percent patient.(Kwame Nkrumah 1846). “The average woman outlives the average man because women dont have wives.” - Sir Pete Edochie, 2009 Those who eats indomie as dinner are easily defeated in their dreams..,.........Aristotle 1806 anybody wey say nofin dey happen for dis country will be shot 9 time (2face 2006) he who fnds a mosquito resting on his testicle wil understnd dat there are better ways of solvin a prblm oda dn usin volenc- Bruce lee(1934) He who refuses 2classify Agege bread and Akara as a type of sandwich is a racistFidel Castro (1990) Any lady who has bin dating a guy 4 8years nd stil wore an engagment ring frm him,has neva watch d lord of the rings before-Lt ojukwu (1966) Na wen soldier slap u na den u go knw say police is ur friend -anini (1984) sitting down and creating stuffs like this shows how jobless nigerians are.- sunusi lamido(2014) the beautiful ones are nt yet born, nd the ugly ones refuuse to die (queen elizabeth) No food for a lazy man is nt for him whose mama dey sale mama put (Robert mugabe 1982) When a man opens a car door for his wife, it is either d wife is new or d car is new,,, Unknown Corruption + silience =9JA, but he who blow wistle is a state enemy---IT bomb if u buy bible nd olive oil as valantine gift if she vex jst leave am na witch..obasanjo{2005} anyone that collect bread from Nigerian mad man and goes scott free he neva meet original were be that - Yaradua 2009 he who loses presidential election thrice should make the country ungovernable... gen buhari 2011 Da world is a small place doesnt mean u can treck from Nigeria to italy (Oba of Benin. 1914) No matter how ur house far, person house must dey ur back yard.… Nelson Mandela(1990) A woman that want twins does not sleep with pant on. Laundry Berber (1864) no matter the adverts garri will stil sell more than indomie Sound sultan 1997 He who watched the whole season series of 24, without putting on a generator is either a worker at NEPA or he didnt watch it at all. IBB 2012 Anyone dat read this without laffin, that person is looking for a job or must be having emotional issues- Seun Osewa 2011
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