Congress Demands a Ban on Padma Awards. BREAKING NEWS - After demanding that Lata Mangeshkar should be stripped off the Bharat Ratna for speaking in favour of Modi, Congress leaders have now demanded a ban on all Padma Awards. Someone told us that the word Padma means a lotus in Sanskrit. We did not believe it, as we do not like Sanskrit, the language of the communal RSS types, so we asked the CBI to look into the matter. We were shocked to know the bitter truth. A much agitated Congress leader Digvijaya Singh said in a crowded press conference today. This is a holistic conspiracy by Narendra Modi. How diabolical of him to get his political partys symbol instituted in the name of state honours. Every time, someone talks about a Padmashri or a Padmabhushan, it makes people think about the election symbol of the BJP. We want the EC to look into the matter. Said Shri Manish Tewari. Mr. Sibal said, it is a deep rooted conspiracy. He even accused His Holiness Dalai Lama of being ungrateful, and has served him an ultimatum to change his prayer chants Om Money Panje Hum from the more traditional Om Mani Padme Hum! The UPA government is considering a proposal to scrap the Padma awards and to replace them with a new category of awards, the Panja Awards. Applications are invited for the three categories of the Panja awards, Panja Shri, Panja Bhushan (Not to be confused with Shri Prashant Bhushan, the AAP leader) and Panja Vibhushan. Noted Journalist, Ms. Burqua D of Nehru Dynasty Television is being considered for the very first Panja Vibhushan award for valuable services rendered to the Congress party. Congress spokesperson Mr. Sanjay Jha said he is planning to write a book about the proposed new awards titled, The Panja Star Syndrome - The Making of a Charlatan. Congress VP Shri Rahul G when asked for his opinion on the proposed Panja awards, replied that Main Gaon Jaoonga, mere pass Jupiter ki escape velocity hai. Main kisise nahi darta. Bachpan main meri daadi mujhse Panja ladaati thi! p.s - This article is a work of fiction and is meant to be taken in the right spirit, preferably single malt whiskey.
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 05:30:46 +0000
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