*Cop pulls over a man* "sir id like you to take this breathalyzer test" man: "i cant, i have asthma, i might have an attack" cop: "then i need to take a blood sample" man: "no sir, im a hemophiliac, i might bleed to death" cop: "ok, ill need a pee sample" man: "i cant do that either officer, im a diabetic, i might get low blood sugar" cop: "fine, just walk this line" man: "i cant" cop: "why?" man: "cause im drunk"
Posted on: Mon, 22 Jul 2013 21:39:21 +0000
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