Copy this note, ask your kids the questions and write down exactly how they respond… Ruby, aged 7 and Macs, aged 9 1.What is something your Mum says to you? RUBY, shut up .. MACS, Dinner 2. What makes Mum happy? RUBY, getting money .. MACS, drinking 3. What makes Mum sad? RUBY, no money .. MACS, our pets dying 4. How does your Mum make you laugh? RUBY, tickling ... MACS, staring at me 5. What was your Mum like as a child? RUBY, dont know, MACS, kind and silly. 6. How old is Mum? RUBY, 44 ... MACS, 45 7. How tall is Mum? RUBY 9 foot (lol) .. MACS, 1 meter and 30 cms. 8. What is Mums favourite thing to do? RUBY, chocolate .. MACS, drinking vodka 9. What does Mum do when youre not around? RUBY, go to work ... MACS, watch tv, drink then go to work. 10. If your Mum becomes famous what will it be for? RUBY, by singing .. MACS, being a good artist. 11. What is Mum really good at? RUBY, at sleeping (yeh rite) MACS, looking after animals. 12. What is Mum not good at? RUBY, climbing ... MACS, running. 13. What does your Mum do for a job? RUBY, clean planes and allisons pantry ... MACS, clean planes and clean food bins . 14. What is Mums favourite food? RUBY, chocolate ... MACS, is drink a food (NO) well no idea then. 15. What makes you proud of your Mum? RUBY, everything ... MACS, heaps of stuff. 16. If Mum was a cartoon character, what would she be? RUBY , Jessie the nanny ... MACS, either tom or jerry !!! 17. What do you and Mum do together? RUBY, go to the movies ... MACS, talk 18. How are you and Mum the same? RUBY, same hair ... MACS dont know 19. How are you and Mum different? RUBY, Im young and you are old ... MACS dont know !!! 20. How do you know your Mum loves you? RUBY, she tells me all the time . MACS, you dont tell me why you love me .. 21. Where is Mums favourite place to go? RUBY, the warehouse (ekkk) ... Macs, Wellington .. too funny !!!
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 21:29:51 +0000