Crackheads broke into our vehicles last night. My wifes Coach sunglasses fell victim to their thievery. Those that know my Lovely can attest to just how big this is. They also got away with nearly 1k worth of my sunglasses. Three pairs or pimpilisciousness gone. I cant help but laugh about the situation because I can only imagine what happens when they put my glasses on. My head hurts/I can see sideways come to mind. I have a very strong prescription. Think, Serena-Williams-Booty-Thick. They also got away with two 1911 mags, which really ticks me off. So, if anyone runs into a crackhead wearing designer shades that looks dizzy/crosseyed/runs into doors trying to sell a Colt Commander 7rd/Wilson Combat 47D 8rd mag, please let me know. They will likely smell strongly of Aqua Di Gio as well. That was another casualty. I can only imagine how much cologne a crackhead would douse themselves in. I should probably go around the neighborhood smelling the air. I could track them down like a hound. Actually, I should take Abraham for a walk (Hes a Basset Hound).
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 03:55:06 +0000
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