DA GRIS GRIS MAN’S SPELL ON DA CHICAGO BEARS I’m way down South in Cocodrie da land where I was born, My pot is boiling and Voodoo cookin to lay down some serious harm, Dis aint no Rougarou we fixin to kick right in da cahons, My spell is on a football team from da land of Al Capone, Da Chicago Bears is da team on Monday night we goin to play, It’s a long ways straight North we got to go dis Monday, So I am makin my spell full of all things good and lots of things dats bad, Like teefs from a cotton mouth and some old ladies toenails dat I had, Den in goes monkey bones with twisted necks and spines, And six butt hairs Vince Vance gave me straight from Benson’s behind, Now I gonna put in some Mardi Gras beads I got from Marie Laveau, And in goes six sets of raccoon nuts I caught sleepin in my bateau, Then in goes some long orange teefs I got from a nutria rat, And mix in some ol turtle droppings and a pile of dead cats, My fire is burning and my pot is boiling and all red hot, Now in goes three grizzley bear rugs dat I done shot, When dem Chicago Bears smell dat stink it will give em bad bowels, And wit nasty in dey football pants dey will be throwin in da towel, But messin dey pants is leastest thing dat dey should fright, Cause into dey locker room da I’ll slip in come da night, I’ll rub my potion on to dey benches and dey toilet seats, Den pour it into dey jocky straps and all over dey cleats, Dat lil bottle of gator aid what dey squirt into dey mouth, Into dat bottle I will put my potion and dey chances will go south, So no gangsters or rivers or even dat big stinky great lake, Is gonna save Chicago from my spell and dis horrible football fate, When Sean an Rob gets finished callin all dey plays, Dat scoreboard gonna show dat da home team lost dis day. GRIS GRIS MAN, VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL ggm@grisgrisman VOODOO SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an L for the opposing team! This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6s, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Mans, or otherwise benign occurrences. PETA DISCLAIMER: No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!
Posted on: Thu, 11 Dec 2014 16:56:38 +0000
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