Dear Cute Girl Working at Whole Foods, I am so, so sorry. I - TopicsExpress



          

Dear Cute Girl Working at Whole Foods, I am so, so sorry. I didnt mean for it to happen, but I realize now that I have robbed you of your innocence and faith in all things good and pure. I wish that I could give it all back. I should have known better than to eat those bbq ribs in full view of perfectly decent, genteel bystanders. What I did was wrong. Delicious, but very wrong. I only hope that you may find it in your heart to forgive me. With greatest sympathy, Nicholas Ryan Chavers
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 03:01:18 +0000

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