Dear Kim Kardashian.... I cant believe you thought posting a picture of your behind on social media would break the internet.... Well Im afraid I have giant peach shaped pipebomb for you.... How in love with yourself do you have to be to think one of your body-parts would do such a thing? If you wanted to break the internet for whatever reason, all you need to do is steal the 1960s Batmobile, strap Justin Bieber to Robins seat, go on a joyride through half of Europe, culminating in a 90 mph, 500 degree burger-flip into an active Icelandic volcano.... and get someone to film it obviously.... Now, the next time Im unfortunate enough to hear you speak, the only thing Im going to hear is, Im so amazing that I cant believe there are people on this planet who could resist downloading my butt. I really thought I could bring the digital age to its knees by baring my greased up, astronaughts helmet sized ass and shoving it in peoples faces like a randy baboon .... That said, I may print a copy off for myself.... if I cut the backside out, shrink it a bit, and stick it over the treble twenty on the dartboard, my game will improve ten-fold.... Cl-ass dismissed.... #mrpipebomb -- GrumpyRantTime 3:)
Posted on: Wed, 26 Nov 2014 13:26:28 +0000