Dear Sally Hansen, Fix Pacific Blue. It was perfect the way it was. The new version, well ... it sucks. I mean, really. Who are we kidding here? The only thing relatively similar about the new vs. the old is that they both are within the blue spectrum. This does not make it okay. Did you think we wouldnt notice? Well, we freaking noticed. And now? Now I have to run around the city like a psycho snagging every bottle of the original formula that I can get my grabby hands on and hoard them like Im preparing for the polish apocalypse. I dont feel like doing that ... but I totally will. So, if you could be so kind as to fix this, wed all greatly appreciate it, as you would be preventing a Pacific Blue related riot across the globe. Can you picture that?? Wed turn on each other. We have claws. Well use them. It will be well-manicured anarchy. You dont want that on your conscience, do you? I think not. Sincerely, Basically every polish addict on the planet PS - Mellow Yellows change I can live with. But touch Coral Reef, and were going to have to have a sit down. (And, spoiler alert: It wont go well.)
Posted on: Thu, 19 Jun 2014 02:23:09 +0000
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