Dear Taylor Belden, Unfortunately, your last remaining taco has fallen into my clutches. Thats right. The unchallenged perfection of meat, cheese, and other unmentioned veggies housed in a crispy semi-circle of corn will go all but enjoyed, unless you are willing to meet my ridiculous demands. First off, I require an extra large assortment of yellow gummy bears; flavor is superfluous, just make sure they are yellow, like a submarine. Second, I demand that you call up the studio that cast Starsky & Hutch and have them re-film the entire show using a full cast of mimes so that I may better ad lib my desired lines over the action. Third, please refrain from using the word humorous to describe any sort of laughable or funny situation, ironic circumstance, or other worldly incidents that are worthy of a fit of giggles. Lastly, please get your damn taco out of my room, it is really starting to smell. Sincerely, The Man with the Golden Taco
Posted on: Tue, 19 Aug 2014 01:26:41 +0000
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