Dear Winnipeg.... My singles ladies... Are the best single ladies... No for real, theyre better then your single ladies, I have a handful of female darlings in my life that are smart, ambitious, funny and drop dead gorgeous... However the ratio of excellent females to men who are passable as dating material is abysmal... Its actually tragic. I dont know if its a supply thing.... Or if the female standard has actually dropped so low that gentleman have just stopped trying... Like for god sakes pay a decent stylist to make you look like a man... And if you absolutely insist on going to ultracuts then at least understand that just because they shampooed your hair... Dosnt mean that you dont have to.... Suit up and dont draw from urban dictionary as vocabulary filler... So.... All that to say, I will now be accepting applications to date my friends... (Some of you think Im kidding, those of you who truly know me will understand how serious I am) .... If you, or if a close beauty of a friend of yours is single (like not sort of seeing someone but actually single) and youre interested (or they are) in A+ dating material send a message.... Or your résumé and I will thoroughly scrutinize you based on information provided and what I can dig up about your hopefully not so shady past, if my not so scientific calculations deem it plausible that you would be an acceptable suitor I shall forward your information on to one of the lovely ladies in question... And ladies if youre reading this thinking omg... Is this about me.... Then ya it probly is... And I cant apologize, I was never taught how
Posted on: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 18:48:25 +0000