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Dear goats, I would like to take just a moment to thank you for being such wasteful hay munchers. Without my daily workout of raking the hay out of your eating area, to protect you all from excessive moisture and wormy conditions, I would likely have to go to a gym to stay in shape. Given that I hate ACTUALLY DELIBERATELY working out around strangers (or worse yet, people I hope to retain as friends), you really are doing me a favor....especially after it rains. It almost makes me reconsider the redesign of your hay feeders to reduce your opportunity to jump INTO the feeders and splash hay all over the ground. I fear I may backslide into cellulite and flabby underarms without this sweaty ritual to which we are all now accustomed. Anyways, thanks again...keep up your gluttonous behavior
Posted on: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 17:35:18 +0000

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