Dont judge this article by the title, you find out just what about the movie gets four stars when you read it. This is going to be an awful, awful movie. Here is a small part of this review: Christians: you’ll hear people insist that you can’t criticize the movie until you’ve seen it. Noticeably, the loudest voices in this camp are the ones who will (rather coincidentally, I’m sure) profit immensely if you meet their challenge. Don’t. Don’t bother. You can hate this film without watching it, for the same reason that you can assume Citizen Kane is slightly superior to Need For Speed, without having seen either of them. Just use context clues. Use your judgment. Use your money on something else. Noah is a major Hollywood blockbuster, made by an atheist director best known for his previous flick where a mentally disturbed lesbian ballerina goes insane and bleeds to death on stage. Already, a critical person might be slightly concerned about his handling of the Bible, considering what he just did to the ballet. These concerns grew from suspicion to reality before it was even released, when the man himself came out publicly and professed Noah to be both an environmentalist propaganda piece, and the “least Biblical” Bible film ever made. He wasn’t lying. But he forgot to mention that it’s also a terrible film.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 03:22:28 +0000
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